We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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