Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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