How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
