he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The power of my boobs compel you
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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