we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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