Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
