just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
People with herpes should wear stickers.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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