can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You can't just leave with hair like that
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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