We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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