how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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