Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
