At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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