he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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