He is such a slut. More and more my type.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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