Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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