YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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