Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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