Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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