oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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