i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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