Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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