Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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