ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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