my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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