we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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