So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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