Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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