I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
