All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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