So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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