at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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