Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She made me pour olive oil on her.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
