sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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