just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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