i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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