i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
operation harelip BJ is a go
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
