He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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