Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
