Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
you made out with another girl for some wings
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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