yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
