we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
