What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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