I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
the gays at disneyland are vicious
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
When are your genitals available?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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