my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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