it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think your dad took our porno
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I smell like Dick and happiness
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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