i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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