marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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