Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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