Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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