ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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