Your tits are I can't wait for
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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