does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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