GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
accomplished twins. life is a go
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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