JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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