"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
third nipple confirmed
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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